Heavy indicas w/ ritalin, yes, thank you.

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via shannomsnowing)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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youthfullyfruitful:

sharkpositivity:

Tomorrow is Ben’s birthday and?? You guys follow him. What should I get the boy?

you should wrap your whole body in gift wrap, and give him the gift of an older sibling. For all you know he asked your mom for a new sibling. Ya just never know.

christinefriar:

harperperennial:

elizabethminkel:

katiecoyle:

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

Mallory Ortberg is everything.

Plus three cheers for Roxane Gay snapping a pic behind her.

OTP.

mallory forever

(Source: youtube.com, via oneorangeshoelace)

I had a headache and I put on Believe Me because I thought Drake’s soothing voice would help, but I forgot that Lil Wayne actually does rap in that song and now my head feels like it’s splitting in half.

darksideoftheshroom:

!!! its so littttttleee!!!!

darksideoftheshroom:

!!! its so littttttleee!!!!

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Tomorrow is Ben’s birthday and?? You guys follow him. What should I get the boy?